Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! I remember when I was a little boy, I-I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille, and I used to rub the dirty parts. How much funny sex quotes images a copy of Orgasm? Uh, just put ’em in a bag, will ya?
This man wants to buy a copy. I’m doing a sociological study on perversion – up to advanced child molesting. We don’t need no stinkin’ badges! I’ve decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes.
What do you want me to do, sir? I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. Take this down: ‘I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists! If you’re blue, and you don’t know where to go to, why don’t you go where fashion sits? I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper.
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Is there someone else up there we could talk to? No, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
What makes you think she’s a witch? Well, she turned me into a newt! It’s sex with someone I love. I went to New York University, and, uhm, I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final.
You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I know we’ve only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight.