Do you live in the Nicest Place in America? Your complete guide to witticisms, quips, retorts, rejoinders, and pithy replies for every occasion. At Reader’s Digest, we’sex shop lubbock always on the lookout for the best quotes ever uttered. I thought Europe was a country.
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it. It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep. The lion shall lie down with the calf, but the calf won’t get much sleep. I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. I don’t believe in reincarnation, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster. We bet you’ll also love these famous movie quotes. I’d put poison in your coffee.
If you were my wife, I’d drink it. Surely nothing could be that funny. A sports columnist recalled the story of a flight attendant who asked Muhammad Ali to fasten his seat belt. Superman don’t need no seat belt. Superman don’t need no airplane either.
Laurence Olivier asked Noël Coward what they were doing. The one in front has suddenly gone blind and the other one has very kindly offered to push him. Begin with some simple lieder and work your way up to a symphony. So I guess your long hair makes you a woman.
So I guess your wooden leg makes you a table. Barrymore, I am never going to act with you again. Everyone knows I never read comics. Algonquin Round Table member Marc Connelly and ran a hand over Connelly’s bald pate. Are you aware that you are the source of erotic dream material for ladies around the world?
May all your dreams come true. Live every week like it’s Shark Week! You know there’s a problem when you realize that out of the three Rs, only one begins with an R. He has Van Gogh’s ear for music. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her. No crime and lots of happy fat women.